No, I don’t really work for the FBI, but I can see why you might think so. Years ago when I first got brettschulte.com I wanted to use it for email, but didn’t really care about having a website. I thought I’d do something funny for the people who bothered to look at my site so I forwarded it to fbi.gov as joke. My site was then crawled by alexa.com and, despite the fact that it was registered to me personally, alexa.com thought I was a government site and listed me accordingly. I thought that was funny too. A couple months ago when I updated my Facebook profile I listed FBI under employment because I thought it was more interesting than “self employed”.
Why am I thinking about this today? Because I’m having lunch with a couple REAL agents from the FBI tomorrow and I thought “crap if they look me up I don’t want them to think I’m impersonating an agent”. So for the record, I am not, and never was, employed by the government. Except on TV. At least, not on anything I can discuss publicly. Ahem. ;)
Sincerely,
Brett A. Schulte
Federal Agent Brett Schulte (not really)

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